Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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