just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
This is my gift to your gina
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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