Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
whose parrot is this?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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