I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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