Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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