You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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