I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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