my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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