Have you finally orgasmed yet?
high people should be assigned attendants
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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