I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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