Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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