All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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