You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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