Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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