i wish there were pregnant emoticons
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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