Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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