i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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