No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
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I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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