It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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