whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Randomize
