I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
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