Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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