ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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