Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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