A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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