Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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