yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I need a hoe opinion
go on
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
