Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
We are all done wearing pants today
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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