I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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