it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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