Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I need moral support for this bender
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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