you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
Randomize
