When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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