The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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