Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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