Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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