nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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