Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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