As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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