Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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