do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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