is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
He did a backflip because drugs
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