Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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