If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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