i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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