Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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