my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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