Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I need water and some morals
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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