HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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