i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Randomize
