You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Randomize
