Where are you?
In a non slutty way
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I smell like Dick and happiness
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Randomize
